Yes, I'm broken...yes, I'm going to lower myself to talk about her. Mostly out of outrightly rooting for her to off herself though. Yes, I'm talking about Britney Spears.

You know, this idiot...



(yes, I know that is a parody, but it's too damn funny not to put up)

Well, why I am breaking down to talk about her?

Because apparently, like all other trailer trash that have an education no higher than 3rd grade, the Spears' with all their money that could afford to get the best help in the world, turns to....



Yes, Dr. Phil.

Yes, they could afford someone a bit more educated and experienced, but they call on Dr. Phil. That phony TV doctor, to "save Britney". I'm here to say that Britney would be better off just killing herself. Now, why do I say that?

No, it's not being callus and mean (ok, I admit, I'd love to see the video Chris Crocker puts out on this one), however, you cannot get out of a hole by digging, and that's what she has done.

It's painfully obvious that she's bipolar, or at least manically depressed. This I can talk about from personal experience. It will take forever to rebuild, but it can be done. That's not why she should kill herself.

Let me stop here, I don't mean kill herself as in...her dying. I'd be happy if she would, but that's not what I mean. What I mean by her "killing herself" is to basically change everything about her. She is going to have to go from borderline porn star to someone who has respect for herself.

This is what the trailer trash, and let's be honest that is what Britney and her family are in a nutshell, doesn't get. Britney can change, but she has to want to. Dr. Phil, her mother, her slut sister, her crackhead ex-husband, anyone can't change her. She has to [B]WANT TO CHANGE if she doesn't...well, enjoy this album, Britney fans, because this will be the last one she makes alive.

If Britney doesn't change soon, she WILL be dead by the end of the year, mark my words. The same goes for Lohan as well.

I say, send them to me. I'll reform them completely. Under me they will learn the full meaning of submission and servitude. Under me, they will have a purpose in life. Plus, I understand that both of them enjoy sex, and will be allowed to keep their self-indulgence in that area.

This girl knows what I am talking about...




Under me, they would learn the ways of LaVey Satanism, and would be more than happy to spread the word. They will become perfect solders in my Army of Darkness. They will learn about the real world, and why they need to change. [/B]